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Bo Jones. As far as you know. nookiepowered wrote in fandomtownies
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The Devil's Nest: Saturday, July 7
Bo had become far too reliant on saying Oh HELL no when she stepped out the door during this heatwave, so today when she left for the Devil's Nest, she went for variety, and said... well, it rhymed with duck piss.

Then she pulled out her phone as she walked and looked up the temperature elsewhere.

Then she said duck piss again, except louder, and made a call.

Then she opened the damn bar and hung out a sign, because seriously, duck piss feather.

ORDER SOMETHING WITH ICE AND YOUR DRINK IS HALF-OFF


Every half-price drink meant she got to stick her face over the ice bucket again, after all.

The Bar [7/7]

Where your bartender's clothes were sort of half-off too, in terms of skirt-length and tank-toppage, but for once there wasn't a scrap of leather in sight, because gah.

Re: The Bar [7/7]

Bo wasn't the only one dressing down for the heat. Coulson had the top button of his shirt unbuttoned and everything. The tie and suit jacket were still on, though, but he didn't look particularly uncomfortable.

"Hi," he said as he took a seat at the bar. "What can you suggest in an iced drink?"

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"Extra ice?" It really was that hot. Hot enough that Bo had to ask, "Also, how do you manage to not look uncomfortable in that?"

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"I've had a lot of practice," Coulson said. "I'll have a Salty Dog. With extra ice." Yeah, he was just going to roll with a joke like that.

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"I'd be strangling myself with the tie if it was me," Bo said, reaching for the Grey Goose. "But you do make it look good."

It wasn't every bartender who could claim they were genetically incapable of not flirting and actually mean it.

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"It's a good thing a tie doesn't really go with that outfit, then," Coulson said. "We only have so many bartenders around here. I'd hate to lose one who drops compliments so quickly."

Re: The Bar [7/7]

Aaaaand grapefruit juice, aaaaand extra ice. And martini shaker.

"You clearly haven't spent enough time around Tino."

Then again, maybe Tino's compliment ratio was a little bit tied to how many buttons were unbuttoned on a customer's ... leather bustier.

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"Apparently not," Coulson said. "I have a feeling I'd still choose your company over his, though."

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"In that case, you should probably know my name," she replied, handing over his drink. "Just so you know what to write in for the Fandom Island Bartender Of The Year ballot. I'm Bo, and we don't have a Fandom Island Bartender of the Year ballot."

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"You mean I couldn't have just written in 'attractive brunette who wears nicely skimpy clothing'?" Coulson checked. "I suppose it's a moot point if there's no contest, though."

"I'm Phil Coulson."

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"No, then they might've given it to Kitty Pryde, the manager over at Caritas." Bo wasn't one to avoid giving credit where credit was due, even putting aside the part where her rating of other attractive, skimpily-dressed brunettes on the island was not remotely about competition. "Though if that's likely to make you spend less money in the Devil's Nest, pretend I didn't tell you where she works."

Re: The Bar [7/7]

"I'm not much of a karaoke man," Coulson said. "Granted, I'm only occasionally a dance club man, but I still think this place wins out."

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The Dance Floor [7/7]

If you could handle actually moving in this heat, more power to you. (Yes, there's air conditioning, but there's a point where the temperature just seeps into everything.)

The VIP Area [7/7]

Where the only VIP present tonight was Tiny, stretched out in Eric's booth and furiously swiping at his phone screen while muttering about bombs, colors, the spelling of mayor and how Tino couldn't draw worth ducking spit.

Edited at 2012-07-08 12:39 am (UTC)

OOC [7/7]

On the bright side, it's 20 degrees cooler in San Diego. THREE DAYS TO CON TIEMZ.

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